Hara and Lulu On...

2006-07-11T21:13:00.000-07:00

My dear bloger friends: I just wanted to say thank you for the overwhelming response to my dear Hara's recent passing. Your kind words and compassion means so much to me. I have been reduced to tears many times over the last few days reading your posts. I mean this in a good way, just for the record. I am forever grateful to all of you. Please know that you have helped so much in my grief. It will be a rough road ahead but I am glad that I will not be on that road alone. I am not sure if you have noticed or not but I have started a blog for Lulu. I have decided to end this blog with this post. Every time I come to this blog it brings back so many memories and I can't bear to look at the old posts anymore. Lulu and I hope you will enjoy Lulu's new blog. She is sitting here on my knee as I write this waiting for her turn on the computer. She sends her purrs, head butts, leg rubs, and kitty kisses to all her beloved fans.... She is such a diva. Anyway, please go to the new blog and enjoy. I will try to keep it as upbeat and funny as this blog once was. Thank you all so very much once again and please have your humans give you extra kitty nip for me and Lulu. And too, please have your humans give you a special pet for me.......Lulu's daddy.

Hara (1998-2006) RIP. You are loved. You are missed.

2006-07-09T20:44:00.000-07:00

This is to notify all of the readers of this blog that on Sunday July 9th, 2006 at 4:30 PM our little Hara passed away peacefully. She was 8 years old and well loved. She was the light of her daddy's life and she was loved to the end. I just thought that everyone should know this since this blog has not been updated in a while. I want to apologize for not being more regular about updates to this blog. It might be a while longer. The fire has went out for now. Thanks for reading this and hope to be back soon. Lulu's Daddy.

2006-05-05T16:58:00.000-07:00

Hi, this is Hara writin'. That stooopid Daddy has been hogging all the computer time for himself lately. What the heck can be more important than our blogging dammit? I ask you. It seems daddy has gotten himself a "girfren." Whatever the heck that is. He also keeps on babbling like a blintherin' idiot to us about having a new "momma". What the heck are we goin' to do with one of those. Are they anything like catnip or kitty treats? Anyway, somethin' is up with that guy. I just hope it isn't contageous. He is weird. He is alwas acting silly and smilin' and he sits and stares into space for hours at a time. What the heck is up with that??? Then there is the mood changes. I don't get it. I just hope the clown is gonna be okay. He acts sick or somethin'. Who is gonna keep the litter box empty and the food and water dishes full for us. WHO? And too we don't have all the alone time we used to have. He is hangin' around all the time and on the computer most of it. It is puttin' a real cramp on me an' Lulu's kitty poker games and our partyin' is shot to hell. How does he expect me to keep social appearances if we can't invite our cat buddies over to party? Stoopid daddy.

The aftermath of Hara's Nip Binge

2006-04-12T22:36:00.000-07:00

Hi this is Lulu writing this. I just wanted to update you on what happened with the niphead I live with. Well, you should have seen her later that night. Man she was hung over from too much nip. I kept on being as loud and as obnoxious as I could just to make her yell at me. She moped around and hissed and swatted at me all night and into the next day. It was so darn funny. It was worth the embarrassment of earlier that day. I especially loved it when she was running after me and she tripped on our friend Paige's foots and went a flying. I kinda got in the way and got runned into but it was worth every second of it. I laughed so hard. I thought I would bust a gut. It was so funny. Well that is all I wanted to tell you about so I guess I better pub-lish this. I will be back again soon.

Daddy's Great, give us Kittynip.

2006-04-08T21:39:00.000-07:00

Yay! Daddy sez he’s gonna give us kittynip tonight! In fact here he comes now. He’s puttin’ it on the floor, and he mushes it up real good so’s I can smell it...WOW!!! He must have just got this stuff! It smells really strong, kinda like Daddy’s mint tea, only not 'zactly, and it makes me feel happy. Oh, I just gotta taste this, it smells so good... it’s kinda dry and kinda crumbly but that’s OK, 'cuz the more I eat the happier I feel. OOOOHHHH... my head is startin’ to feel all tickly inside... and when your head feels like this, the only thing to do is ROLL. Roll, roll, roll, in the kittynip. WHEEEEE! It makes the smell come up again, and now I smell like kittynip and everything is soooo funny... look at Daddy sittin’ there, shakin’ his head and laughin’... He's so silly? he is sayin’ somethin’ about me and stones outta gords or somthin' kinda like that. I wonder what that means... Oh heck I am too happy t o worry about silly stuff like that right now. I will ask Lulu later and see if she knows. Daddy just tossed me my Tribble toy! Oh, I just gotta grab it and bite and kick at it all at the same time, cos it smells like kittynip too, and it's got a little ding-y bell and the sound tickles my ears when I play with it. OOOHHH...and now I have to RUN! Run run run like the wind, round and round, back and forth, round the corners...AHHHHH !!! Daddy’s chair’s comin’ RIGHT at me! Turned just in time! Ha ha, missed me! Hey, look at Lulu! Doesn’t she look silly with all that fur? (Snicker) She really is itchin' to to be pounced, nobody needs that much fur!! OK, Pounce time furbrain... I crouch down,wiggle my butt...annnndddd... HEY!! THE FLOOR JUST TIPPED ME OVER!! NO FAIR!! Oh well, I’m comfterbul here...so I’ll just take a short nap (yawn)... a quick dozzzzzz....... (Snore) Note from Lulu: I am so stinking imbarrased. Who the heck let her on the computer in that condition anyway? I am going to have to speak to daddy about this. Man, you aught to hear that tub-o snore!!!! I wish I had a tape recorder. This would make good blackmail material later.

2006-04-02T12:10:00.000-07:00

Hey! This is Hara writing this. I hope all the other kitties are doin' okay out there. I was thinkin' about things that have happened to me to write about but I haven't a clue what to write. Now that has never stopped me from havin' an opinion before so if you will excuse the ramblin' I will tell you all about all that is on my mind lately. Anyway, that stupid daddy of mine has been hoggin' the computer lately. He says it is because we got fans now and he has to go through all the email and sort out his from ours but I think he is just fiddlin' around just so we don't get to use the computer to tell about all the weird stuff he does. You should see him listenin' to his music. Geeezz! It's a flippin' riot. That guy looks like he is gettin' 'lectro-cuted. I mean really, doesn't that guy have any pride??? Gimmy a break! I also have heard him sing. It reminds me of Lulu cat-ter-wall-in' at daddy when the water dish gets floties in it except he throws in a hairball sound or two for empasis. She is kinda picky about the water dish. Me, well, I don't care. Its wet, its cool, and its not like ya gotta chew it or somthin'. I just drink around the floties. Daddy says ya gotta worry about somethin' called "jerms". Whatever the heck that is. Daddy says we can't see 'em but we gotta watch out for 'em. Get flipping real! Now tell me, just how the hell are we supposed to watch out for something we can't even see???? Like that makes sense. Humans! Can't live with 'em cant live without 'em. I am so glad I am a kitty. We are a lot less uppity and a whole lot more reasonable. Anyway, I can't think of anythin' to write so I guess I better get this posted so that I can go see what my daddy is doing. I gotta keep an eye on him all of the time. And I am the baby around here. I think there is somthin' weird about that. Shouldn't he be watchin' me??? It would be far more interestin' that is for sure.

The Cat Files of Lulu...

2006-03-24T19:33:00.000-07:00

We are so lucky. Daddy made pork chops today and we got to have a sample. They were yummy. We love our human food almost as much as we like our kitty treats but if given a choice I would still prefer kitty treats. Pounce and whisker Lickin's are our favorite but we have heard of this kitty treat that is like milk except it don't make you barf all over like milk does us. Hara and I also like yo-gurt that is good stuff. Daddy gets teased cause he feeds us the yo-gurt on the scoopy thingie he uses cause humans use their paws to eat and they are really particular about getting food on their paws. I wonder what that is all about. I love getting food on my paws and then I get to clean it off. What do you guys think? Yummy huh??? Well gotta go and see what Hara is up to. See you guys next time.

Hey Lulu here again....

2006-03-24T01:41:00.000-07:00

Hi. I am writing this in a hurry because Hara is playing with a toy I want and I gotta run and get it from the little creep so I can enjoy it. Have you ever watched that tv show called Star Trek??? There is this one where these little mousie looking thingies called tribbles get loose and start to mult-ply and they get all over the place. Anyway this toy looks just like one of those. It is a big furry thingy about the size of any big kitty's head and it has a tail made out of the same stuff that the humans wear. Anyway it is loaded with nice freash new cat nip and we just love it. We got it for Christmas from our auntie Carol and our cousins Riktor, Misha and Esme. This is the coolest toy ever. Even more fun than a paper sack. If you can believe that. I know I had a hard time believing it when I found out. But its true. Cat's honor. Well gotta go. Daddys waiting to use the computer. See you later.

2006-03-18T22:46:00.000-07:00

Hi this is Lulu again. Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was too busy laughing my butt off at Hara. What a nucklehead. I was sooo clever getting her like I did the other day. And for that person who called me evil. Well you ought to see what I gotta put up with. She is sooooo embarrassing she is a first class klutz. The guy that wrote that all cats fall on their feet obviously hasn't met Hara. Oh, and you wanta talk clueless I mean she is the clulessest of the clueless. I have done stuff like stare at the ceiling for a long time and get her to look and then when she is busy looking I just walk away. It is so funny. She stares and stares and I just go into the other room and sit there giggling to myself and watch her. She finally gives up and then is bugging me all day about what was up there. But, I usually act like I haven't the slightest idea what the heck she is talking about. It drives her bananas. She once sat there for an hour before she figured out I had gotten her AGAIN... Hee hee heee.... Just wanted to share that little tidbit with you. Well, I better go. I feel a nap coming on. I will write again soon.

Lulu Is In Sooo Much Trouble...

2006-03-17T01:59:00.000-07:00

Hey this is Hara. I am so mad at Lulu. She and I were playin' yeserday an' I was all set up for the pounce of a lifetime but I was waitin' for her to come out of the bedroom. Thing is the poopiehead wasn't in the bedroom. I waited and waited and waited and waited... Well you get the picture. Anway. I was sittin' there for I don't know how long. I was all tensed up and ready to pounce and something touched me on the butt. Well, it scared the hell outta me. I bout lost all the black in my fur and that isn't sposta come out. Anyway, it was that damned Lulu. Stoopid poopiehead had been sittin' behind me and waitin' to scare me outta a life or two. I jumped almost to the ceiling and swung around and gave her such a smack on the head. Dumb ol' Lulu anyway. No wonder I am the favorite kitty in my house. Lulu is a jerk. I am going to wait until she forgets all about it and I am going to pounce on her like she has never been pounced on before. That'll show her. Huh? she is such a dork. I mean was that unfair or what? Well, I gotta go. My daddy is asleep and he looks so comfy I just gotta snuggle up and take a nap with him. I am going to let Lulu write the next time. She can tell you all about the megapounce from hell i'm gonna give her. It should be pretty darn hularious. See ya later.

Hey, We have readers... For Cool!!!!!

2006-03-13T22:56:00.000-07:00

Hey, this is Hara writin' this. I hear that our buddy Max has been tellin' his fans to come see our blog. We are so exited we could poop. We have been aktually answerin' fan mail. I could get used to having fans. I like it. I like it. I like it. Hee hee hee. When Lulu and I saw all the response we gaved each other a major high five and I gaved her a bap on the head for good luck. She is SO stooopid. I like bapin' her on the head whenever I get the chance. It is so funny how she acts when I do it. She is so, "like, hey!" and I am so "like, wha???" She just stands there and stares. DUUUUMMMMMMBBBB!!!!!! Of course not everybody is as smart or as cool as me and my friend Max the Psychokitty. We are in a class by ourselves. We are the image of cool. He is better than me really. He has more of an understandin' about what the heck things are about. He rocks. Well, I better get goin' I am hungry and I am goin' to try to convince daddy to give us some wet cat food. Wish me luck.

Hara on....

2006-03-13T04:53:00.000-07:00

Hey, I found a reply to one of the posts. I am so exited, I am a little mad because it was one of Lulu's posts that got answered. I am better than her you know. Thats okay I wrote an answer for it myself and I haven't told Lulu. She probably won't notice it anyway. I forgot to tell her about the fact that people can write stuff on our blog. Weellll... Maybe I didn't exactly forget to tell her but by the time she reads this it will be too darn late. So there. (gives raspberries) I am so clever. I got to sample taco meat tonight when our daddy made tacos for his supper. I was so clever because I was smart enough to hang out with daddy while he was cooking and he gave me a sample since I was there. Lulu got some afterwards but that was way after me and mine was still nice and hot. Hers was cold. I know, I stole a bit before daddy found out. He gets mad when I steal from her. I mean it isn't like it does anything for her. She never gains an ounce. I mean she could eat the whole bag of our cat food and only gain the weight of the food for as long as it takes her to poop it out. Weird. She is healthy and everything it is just she doesn't put it on like I do. Daddy is always giving me crap about that too and I just look at him like "You can talk there lardo!" Hee hee. He is going to be so mad when he reads this. Thats okay though I will have already posted it. So there. I mean what can he do? Take away my car keys? I don't think so. Well I better go for now. I am getting sleepy and daddy looks so comfy sleeping in his bed that I just gotta go snuggle. He loves it when I decide to favor him with snuggles at five o'clock in the morning. I will write again soon though.

Hara and Lulu On...

2006-03-11T01:09:00.000-07:00

Hi Its Lulu again. I convinced my daddy to let me write in the blog again. I thought you guys would appreciate the break from that furry gas bag and believe me that is literally. PHEEEEW!!! I have been wanting to sell her to the army but daddy tells me that there is some law or something against biological warfare. I am not sure about that one though. I don't pay attention to the news much exept for when daddy turns on NPR. We like that station alot. They play classical music. Our favorite. Anyway, I was thinking today about all the stuff going on in the world. Especially that thingie that daddy calls poli-ticks. What a mess. It make me glad that us cats don't need any government. We get along with each other just fine by the bigger guy runs the show. Its worked for thirty-two million years give or take a bit. Humans on the other hand have been around something like four million years. Gee that is a long time. And I am guessing that daddy is almost that old. He is really old that is for sure. I am told that a cat year is only one sixth as long as the human year and so given that you can see he is blinking ancient. But we love him. He pets good. Well, I better go for now. I got a new grocery bag to play with and I want to get to it befor Hara wrecks it or daddy tosses it in the garbage. I will be back again soon I am going to let Hara do the next blog so she stays in a good mood. She is a real pain in my butt when her view on how things are supposed to be. The poopiehead anyway.

Lulu's Turn... Finally, something that makes sense.

2006-03-09T20:02:00.001-07:00

Hi, this is Lulu writing this. I am sooo excited about this blog thingie. I could hardly wait to try it out when daddy told me and Hara about it. I just knew he would come to his senses and give us our own blog. We know all about blogging after all. We read "The Psycho Kitty speaks out" and the Buddha Pest blog all the time. Max the Psycho Kitty is our hero. Oh and our Auntie Carol's cat Misha is too. But Max and Buddha are the only cats that we have found with their own blogs. Max is sooo cool he says it like it is and doesn't care what his humans think. We like him a lot. Anyway, I hope you weren't too bored with Hara's prattle. She is soooo stooopid. I am much smarter and nicer, I am a good kitty. You know, I just don't get her thing about being called a cat. Gee, what's wrong with being a cat??? I been one for years and I love it. CATS RULE!!!!! Especially at my house. Although we just let daddy think he is in control so he doesn't get mad and not feed us or something like that. Hee hee. We got him soooo buffaloed. We just look at the guy with that ever so sweet look and he forgets all about whatever he was talking about and we just get outta Dodge before he remembers. Works every time. I got him to do this really cool trick. I meow at him and he gives me kitty treats. I so do love my kitty treats. After all, what else better in life is there? Although, being petted is pretty cool too. By the way, I am so mad I could just spit puppies. I was taking a nap on this comfy blanket like thingie that I found draped over the back of my favorite chair today and this poopiehead lady that was visiting daddy came and tried to pick me up and move me. I was so mad I swiped at her with claws extended and I gave her a piece of my mind really loudly. I was hoping daddy would hear me and come to my rescue and pop her in the head for bugging his little baby girl kitty but he just stayed in bed and let her do it. I was so surprised too. Usually if somebody dicks around with us our daddy does something he calls "ripping them a new one." Whatever the heck that is. I just know it isn't good. Daddy is not one to be messed with and I should know. I mess with him a million times a day. But I get away with it. I am the favorite after all. (sticks nose up in air.) Besides daddy knows I love him. I am always giving him wrist kisses and allowing him to sniff my butt so he knows. Of that I am sure. I mean it isn't like I got competition around here. I mean that furry vacuum cleaner of a Hara is not even close to as popular as I am around here. You ought to see her. She is so clumsy. I mean she falls down so often that you could set your watch by it. It just makes me laugh my butt off thinking about it. I bet she could even fall down while laying directly on the ground with her feet in the air. I just love it when she does it too. I make sure to rub it in when I catch her. She hates that almost as much as being called a cat. You would never catch me making such a dork out of myself. I wouldn't even embarrass myself that much for my beloved kitty treats. I have class after all. Oh, and speaking of kitty treats I am NOT a kitty treat slut. I don't care what people say. I am a connoisseur of kitty treats. Thank you very much. I don't just devour them like that poopiehead Hara. I savor them and take note of their individual quality and flavor. Hey that sounded good. I sure can sound smart when I want to. I can also play dumb kitty when it suits me too. I get a kick out of standing there and staring at daddy with this "Huh???" look on my face when he is telling me to do stuff. I understand pretty good English, I just don't let daddy know that. He might expect me to do something awful like work or something if he knew how much I really understand. Hara almost blew it once when she was going to whip out our easel and show daddy how us being up on the counter was a quirk of physics and therefore not our faults. I got to her first though and stopped her before she blew the whole thing. Besides she doesn't get that stuff anyway. She understands a lot less than I do because I was a mom once. I have always said that Hara is nothing but one HUMUNGOUS kitten. I treat her like it too. I mean if she is going to be as clueless as a kitten I see it as my right to treat her as such. The poopiehead anyway. She only understands stuff when it comes at her at high speed with claws extended. Or when daddy yells it at her, whatever comes first. What a maroon. Hee hee hee. Well I guess I better post this and go see what Hara is up too. Man I hate babysitting that big fathead. But, I guess I gotta do it. Daddy needs all the help he can get with her. It's real work trying to keep her from harming herself or others. I do it because I love my daddy though. Daddy rocks. Well, I guess I will have to write some more later. Blogging is fun.

2006-03-07T22:10:00.000-07:00

Here's a little picture of me and Lulu. I am the cute one in the front. Doesn't Lulu look so silly with all that fur. Not nice and silky and shiny like me. I'm pretty, huh? Anyway, I just wanted to share this one with all of you. I couldn't wait to get this one into the blogasphere or whatever the heck it's called. BTW Lulu says hello. She will get to write in this once in a while too but I am the smarter of us so I went first. I sure do like this blogging stuff. I just know this is going to be fun. I am a really fun person wait and see. Well I gotta go. Lulu is sleeping again and I want to pounce on her before she has too much time to get to sleep. I am so sneaky huh??? You gotta be on your toes around here.

We Gotta Blog.....

2006-03-07T20:12:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome to our very own blog. We have been bugging and bugging our daddy forever to let us have a blog and finally he let us have one. We are going to have sooo much fun. Just for introduction purposes this is Hara writing this entry. I am a beautiful little black kitty and contrary to what my daddy says I am NOT opinionated. I just know what I like. Lulu on the other hand is opinionated and a poopiehead. (gives raspberries) She is the boring one. I am cool though. And smart too. You oughta see her shmoozing up to the humans for kitty treats. How pathetic. I am so embarrassed for her. NO BRAINS!!!! Me, I just command it and it is. I got class after all. I am a class act all the way. Nothing but the best for this little black kitty. Oh and don't call me a flipping cat or I will give you the glaring of a lifetime. I am a person just like everybody else. Lulu says I am a cat but Lulu is sooooo stupid she can't find her tail with both paws and a map what the heck does she know. I am prettier smarter cooler and funnier than she will ever be. So there. Anyway, I guess I better post this so that I can get to building this site up a bit. It is going to be soooo way cool. Pictures and everything. Of course I built it so what else could it be? After all I am the best kitty in the world. Right? Right!