Friday, May 05, 2006

Hi, this is Hara writin'. That stooopid Daddy has been hogging all the computer time for himself lately. What the heck can be more important than our blogging dammit? I ask you. It seems daddy has gotten himself a "girfren." Whatever the heck that is. He also keeps on babbling like a blintherin' idiot to us about having a new "momma". What the heck are we goin' to do with one of those. Are they anything like catnip or kitty treats? Anyway, somethin' is up with that guy. I just hope it isn't contageous. He is weird. He is alwas acting silly and smilin' and he sits and stares into space for hours at a time. What the heck is up with that??? Then there is the mood changes. I don't get it. I just hope the clown is gonna be okay. He acts sick or somethin'. Who is gonna keep the litter box empty and the food and water dishes full for us. WHO? And too we don't have all the alone time we used to have. He is hangin' around all the time and on the computer most of it. It is puttin' a real cramp on me an' Lulu's kitty poker games and our partyin' is shot to hell. How does he expect me to keep social appearances if we can't invite our cat buddies over to party? Stoopid daddy.


Blogger William said...

Sound like he needs retraining. First rule is WE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD.

P.S. Did you know your ad's kinda embarrassing? I don't know what it means but my mom says it's a little weird. Maybe Google needs retraining, too!

Fri May 05, 08:27:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger The Meezers said...

Hoomans "in love" are weird and need, as William says, retraining. It's just not right.

Mon May 08, 06:50:00 AM GMT-7  
Blogger Max said...

You obviously need your own computer. Make him buy you one.

Mon May 08, 07:13:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Hmmm...this new "momma" thing may be serious. Do inform your Dad that you need to have final say over his choice. After all, you are the ladies of the house! Keep us posted.

Tue May 09, 02:23:00 PM GMT-7  
Blogger Oreo said...

All kitties am invited to mine purrthday party next month!! Puhlease come by & let us know if you will be coming & how many!

Tue May 30, 06:38:00 AM GMT-7  
Blogger Feline Oligarchy said...

The "new momma" isn't the end of it - what if the "new momma" has felines of her own that you have to accomodate? Or worse, what if she DOESN'T have any? What kind of person would she be?

Tue May 30, 08:23:00 PM GMT-7  
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